Talk Like a Pirate Day 2024

Ahoy, me hearties! Batten down the hatches, ’cause it’s that time o’ year when we trade in our landlubber talk for some proper pirate speak! 🏴‍☠️ Talk Like a Pirate Day be upon us, and there ain’t a better time to hoist the Jolly Roger, grab ye cutlass, and set sail on a sea o’ swashbucklin’ fun. 

Now, if ye be wonderin’ how to talk like a true pirate, let us show ye the ropes! Whether ye be parleyin’ with fellow buccaneers or settin’ sail on yer own adventures, ye’ll need a few key phrases to sound like a proper swashbuckler. So grab yer compass and navigate yer way through this seven-step guide to talkin’ like a pirate—yarrr!

1. When yer Wi-Fi be slower than a sea turtle...

2. When yer phone's battery be plundered...

3. When ye can't find remember where ye docked yer vessel...

4. When ye'r binge-watching and it asks if ye'r still watching...

5. When ye'r ordering grub online...

6. When yer online shopping spree arrives...

7. When yer Zoom meeting connection be poor...

Arr ye ready for a real adventure?

Now that ye’ve got the lingo down pat, it’s time to put it to the test on a real adventure to seek out some pirate booty! Arrr!

Yer only decision now be which treasure hunt-themed Treasure Trail to embark on, matey… Choose wisely, or ye might end up in Davy Jones’ locker! Arrr!

Real-life pirates!

These bold buccanneers on our mailing list took us up on our challenge to get all piratey for this year's Talk Like a Pirate Day! Kudos all round - these scallyways all nabbed themselves a free Trail!

Hit the arrow in the blue circle to take you back up to the pirate talk! --->